LOVE CAKE

Kind of cheesy, but it has wit.

Ingredients:

2 Pairs Of Lips (The Smiling Kind)
4 Open Ears
2 Hearts, Warmed
Patience
A Sprinkling Of Grace
Bowl Full Of Humor (Don't Use Canned)
Spoonful Of Honey
Some Forethought (Added At Intervals)
Pure Love (Unconditional Kind)
Flowers (Add Occasionally To Enhance Flavor)

Blend first three ingredients until smooth. Add rest of ingredients, beating out lumps of pride, till mixture is blended thoroughly; add reasoning. Bake at an even temperature and nurture throughout rising period. Don't slam oven door shut while it's hot & rising, or it will lose air & fall. Bake gently until done, it will rise nicely. It will be done when it turns a golden color, and will last indefinitely, as unconditional love acts as a preservative. Can be layered with kisses.

**Doesn't need icing or glazing. This produces a dry, withered look. Also, if demands or cruel remarks are added, it will tend to become dull & contracted, and will tend to separate**